i saw dj khaled at a Border's bookstore in virginia a few years ago.  it was weird because he wasn't actually inside, he was on a bench outside eating one of those Libby's 6 lb aluminum cans of sweet corn with a fork. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was "skoplin this bread" and winked at me with both eyes. idk if skoplin is even a word. 

it was a pretty surreal experience, when I came out of the store he had fallen asleep and spilled the can of corn all over himself and was practically being eaten alive by pigeons and seagulls and his shoes were nowhere to be found.

shoutout to ConDom007X