AustraliaDid you know that Novi list, Croatia's oldest daily newspaper, has existed since 1900?
This is why we call a story writer a novelist, to reflect on Croatia's strong writing history and the paper's influence on the literary world.
WHAT A FACT! #croatiafacts
Did you know that Croatia has a museum about Broken Relationships?
I was disappointed when I went there, cause the website made me believe it was about damaged sea vessels.
WHAT A FACT! #croatiafacts
Did you know that Dalmations are originally from the Dalmatia region of Croatia? There are 101 districts of the Dalamatia region, and the story of '101 Dalmations' plays homage to that.
Wow. Such facts. Much doges. Very Croatia. Wow.
WHAT A FACT! #croatiafacts
Did you know that the Croatian space program is one of the safest in the world, with zero recorded deaths and zero crashes?
Now, there is safety that's out of this world!
WHAT A FACT! #croatiafacts
Did you know that the nation of Croatia loves speedrunning so much, that they even named some of their towns after speedrunning terms?
This includes the town of Split - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split,_Croatia
And the glod loving town Zlatar - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatar,_Croatia
In fact, they even name it after some of their favourite runners as well! - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelsa,_Croatia
WHAT A FACT! #croatiafacts
Get on my level scrubs Kappa
Australia confirmed faster than Sweden.
EDIT: The joke is ESA connections makes me cry when I get home.
S, I am honored. This whole run was a huge success. Now you have the WR. But are you satisfied? Do you think that you will ever break your PB aka WR again after this? No. You won't be able to. You will sink into Sell-Out% just like Cosmo. I am disappointed in you. You getting the WR is the worst thing that could happen to you. It is literally the end of you. Just go outside for a day and maybe get a job and do Sports. Son, I am disappoint.
Hello, I am currently 13 years old and I want to become a penguin. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest penguins. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a penguin yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need by subscribing to my channel, I will become the greatest penguin ever. Thanks
I'm a Twitch employee and I'm stopping by to say your Twitch chat is out of control. I have received several complaints from your very own viewers that their chat experience is ruined because of constant Emote and Copypasta spamming. This type unacceptable by Twitch's standards and if your mods don't do something about it we will be forced to shut down your channel. Wish you all the best!
This chat is awful, literally ass, except ass can bring pleasure, and this chat is the goddamn antithesis of pleasure. This chat takes life from children and kittens and puts that pure innocence into phallic cancer pus. This chat is disappointment and hate of humanity funneled into barely literate text that takes intelligence and shits all over it before making a shit sculpture out of the souls of everyone watching this whore of a stream. Everyone in this chat is the dregs of humanity, if even that, content with postulating whatever ass talk they can squeeze out of the withered rectum of their wasted lives.
Adam, I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "Adamgirl" or "Adamguy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
Hey my name is Jeff. I just ate two hard boiled eggs for lunch. Usually I eat three, but I wasn't feeling hungry today since my Mom made me chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Maybe tomorrow I'll eat three eggs, but I guess I'll have to see what my mom makes me in the morning.
Stiv I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud!
Mr. ZFG I don't like your stream at all. You are using glitches to destroy this amazing game. You seem very bored and the magic of zelda is gone from your spirit. Please stop glitching video games. If the developers wanted you to do what you do they would have told you about this! Glitching is cheating and if you don't stop glitching I'm gonna call the glitch police.
[NINTENDO STREAMS ONLY] Hey chat, hey Stelzig...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Super Mario Sunshine, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr. Glitcher, and Game on! - Regginator
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ KELP SKIP OR RIOT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Guess where I went?
Pac might be able to get this one...
Arsenal, shot like this are why I miss the snow.
Next time, I'll show you some shots from the Antarctica trip.
This is not the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is a joke. There's been tons of fuck ups everywhere, the sole reason he's ahead right now is due to his abomination of a previous run. He's also a complete and utter choker in intense situations and fucks up and every possible chance he gets. He doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy streaming, the only reason he still streams is to get donations in order to pay for a roof over his sorry ass. He has no social life, all he does is stream all day and buy shitty materiel products with the money he earns from twitch. I can't believe he hasn't quit already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to speedrunning.
I like to raise my Donger, I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐ But never need to worry ༼ ؛ل͟؛༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ A Donger saved is a Donger earned, so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
That's it, I'm done. Fuck this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse.
Guys stop spamming, I don't understand why you is all spamming like there that are really inrespectful for other people. Now please be adults then stop spamming. Also don't copy/paste this comment.
Mr. S, I don't like your stream at all. You are using glitches to destroy this amazing game. You seem very bored and the magic of freeman is gone from your spirit. Please stop glitching video games. If the developers wanted you to do what you do they would have told you about this! Glitching is cheating and if you don't stop glitching I'm gonna call the glitch police.
Shanz i am in love with you and i am not ashamed to admit it. your speedruns of this classic video game make me want to roll up all of my belongings and make my way right into your life. you are a shining star and your streams are always the happiest times of my day. if i have a bad day at school or work, I know I can count on you to cheer me up and that you'll be waiting for me here on the internet. even though I only know you through your video game playing I really feel a connection! we have a lot in common. well, what do you think shanz??
Meet Cupid, the moron.
http://i.imgur.com/hrvCzaa.jpg?1
Meet Charon, the jerk.
Meet Nala, the demanding.
Meet Spock, the cat that should have died like, 50 times already. And Charon again.
I would love to post a photo of my Doberman that he is now gone, but those photos are back before digital photos were common.
Now that I have stalked you all, I feel it's only fair to post one of myself.
Bonus Kitty. Charon.
