The paper says that I'm 5 feet 7 and 3 quarters, but you know that's almost 5 8. You can't just let the 8 hang like that so that's 5 10. However one feet is 12 inches and since I was above 6 that really just has to get rounded to 6 feet rather than 5 10, 6 feet is such a weird height, prone to jokes, that's gotta become 6 feet 1.
But 61 is prime, has no friends, gotta become 6 feet 2. But 6 feet 2 in only 7 inch away from the funny number
So technically I'm 6 feet 9
But 6 feet 9 will invite tons of sexual jokes, gotta get that upto 7 feet (rounded up) 7 is prime, we gotta go to 8 since it's 2³ So even though it says I'm 5 feet 7.75 inches
I'm actually 8 feet tall.
Hey. It’s been a hot minute here, but we’re not giving up on this speed-game. It’s time to announce a new category which has been in talks for a while. Casual% will be a category where you play the game completely as a casual would. No skips, no glitches, nothing. Only the bare bones gameplay
