Wait for the mission "Short sighted" to appear, as soon as you start your conversation with Esther, the run will start.

Play through the first mission with Rebecca. Esther will join you on your conquest. If you have taken any damage before the mission starts (including our Queen Esther) please go take her on a date in a restaurant. Never just out in a about like a FITHY Animal.. she could never be an Animal.

Once you get to where you need to go back into the vents to the safe house during the mission. Simply leave Esther outside.. she can not see our Bear Den. Not yet. Finish the cut scene in the office and head back to our Queen.

Now simply wait for the side mission "Chuck The Role Model" at 5:00pm (date 09/25). For he will be the final result of our love for Esther.                                                    Kill him.

You now have a girl named Vikki, kinda cute and tempting right? Wrong.. she isn't Esther. No one else can be her. Not a soul.

                          Kill her.

Now that you have provided enough info for the cops to show up at your house, you must run and hide in your Bear Den (the save house) But wait there you sick psycho.. if Esther is hurt. YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER SUFFERING. Go on another date 

Have fun.

Official Rules:

• Must Take Esther on 2 dates in a restaurant. (Note: you can take her on as many dates as you want over the limit of 2.)

[Optional Rules / ways to play]

• "Have Fun" is put at the end for those who want to continue playing the game in its entirely (after killing the Cure Protester) as they spend more time with our lovely Queen. Be sure to keep the official rules in mind. (Not tested / probably imposable)

• For those who just want to date Esther, boy do I got News for you!! Try to speed run everything you can with Esther (all the way to the Cure Protester) BUT You have to get 11 dates in. Of course before returning her to your Bear Den. (Not Tested)

• Now.. for those who wish to be a loyal Knight and truly BE WIT-  uh-  SAVE ESTHER!! You MUST Have the suit of armor with At least one sword in inventory. Take her on 30 dates Max, and kill 6 psychos as fast as you can before returning Our Savior to your Bear Den. After she thanks you, you MUST Beg For Forgiveness. Wasting her time thanking A PEASANT Like you..

Sacrifice yourself to the worst Death Possible. (Any Death counts)

Finally once your gross blood spills and you stop breathing. The run will end. Try to beat the guy in first place.

I just wanted to add that Me and EmeraldGree did make this run 2 years ago but when we posted it, shortly we saw a lot wrong with it. So I mostly took it apon myself to redo / remake the OG post. with this all being said, the only reason for this is to have fun. like I did when I did this run by mistake and then made it into a real SpeedRun. hope you enjoy.

I'm still going to have to pass on this one chief.

Looks alright for a challenge, but as a speedrun it seems not that great.