Immediately upon spawning, ghost into red portal Walk over to paint, turn the paint red (pink+yellow), and dunk yourself Jump out and hit the blue and yellow paint switches Ghost down to playroom roof While walking to the left, ghost and collect the 5 coin, then unghost once outside of the playroom Jump up to hit the chain reaction block Ghost down into arcade Play pong (win, lose, and rally in a game) (walk back and forth when waiting for the ball to travel) Play Avoider (lose at exactly 20 or as close to 20 if unlucky with ball spawns) While waiting, jump in small gap and click achievements, scroll the achievements up and down with the respective arrows, scroll all the way to bottom using the bar Play Space invaders (win) Play Space invaders again, but leave it alone this time Make the inputs (Q, S, H, M, Z+X, C+Y, S+B, up+down, spacebar, click quality, click sound, click hint, click map) Stay still for 5 seconds to get the “I’m still still!” achievement While waiting for the Arcade Addict achievement, walk back and forth as much as possible, and leave immediately upon getting Arcade Addict When leaving arcade, hold up and jump through the menu button (as long as you’re jumping, the menu button shouldn’t activate Ghost into cyan portal Complete the maze and while waiting for maze duration achievements, walk back and forth for a little bit. (I like to do it in the open section before the climb into the portal. I use the five-second maze achievement as context, I keep walking until around the 8-second mark, and then I climb into the portal) Go through yellow portal and collect coin 4 Run off the building roof Ghost into the red portal, run to the left, and ghost into the lamp Climb back up to the lamp When hitting the lamp the second time, jump into the lamp, touch the wall on the right side of the lamp, and then turn around and hit the lamp again. This will register two lamp hits when done right. Turn green in the slime shower and run over the water shower Turn the party lights on Get the color block achievements [all cyan, all yellow, all different colors] (using shift to make hitting blocks easier is optional) Enter brown portal and hold right so that you don’t reenter the portal Go through the portal by jumping from right to left, and keep moving left until you hit the switch to turn off the party lights Ghost down and collect coin 8 Jump into the “Reset Tubs” button, and land on the “On” button. Reset the water when it’s filled to about 1.5 lines up. Land back of the “On” button. Fill the tank up all the way Walk over to the right from the building and jump onto the green platform Ghost down to the bottom of the playroom and then ghost down into the red portal Walk to the right end of the bridge, jump, and ghost into the observatory Walk over to above where the paint is and ghost into it from above After turning blue, jump up, jump over the first two switches and hit the pink switch Jump back into the tub Jump up and hit the cyan switch Walk into the tub (don’t forget Salt Shaker) Jump out, hit all three switches (ghost first), and fall in the tub (don’t forget Pepper Shaker) Jump out, jump over all of the switches, and climb the steps into the Observatory Ghost into the Fan Conqueror’s Room Turn off the fan and turn on the rainbow bridge Touch the fan Turn the fan back on Jump into the fan’s breeze, run with the breeze a little bit, and then jump into the breeze and ghost to get to the area above the fan Walk on the Rainbow Bridge Ghost onto the second-to-top step of the Observatory Jump onto the highest step while hugging the wall (to fill out a map panel) Jump up to the entrance into the Secret Room Ghost-jump to the top of the Observatory Ghost back down into the Secret Room, and then ghost down again into the 9 coin Ghost down to the color switches, hit the pink switch, and then jump over the other two switches and into the paint Jump out of the paint, and while jumping over the brown portal, ghost through the first wall Ghost-jump through both the second and third wall in one jump, using very precise ghosting Jump onto the “Yes” switch and jump again to enter the jail While waiting for the timer to tick down to 0, walk with the map in the way and walk back and forth for a bit When the timer expires, jump 3 times and then immediately ghost out of the jail Make your way down to Guy (ghost to above happy hole, ghost into the clear button in the number section, then walk down to him without ghosting as not to scare him) and jump when in front of him Exit the jail again and make your way down to the black portal (same route as to Guy) Ghost straight down to e-Guy (which may require some practice to do quickly) and then buy e-Guy and type 3-3 when in front of him. Then, jump when in front of him to go back to jail Die immediately Ghost into the red portal Ghost down to the balcony and then to the grass below Walk straight to the plum platform Enter the red portal again Ghost down to the Earth and get sent to jail Ghost into the orange portals to hit the “No” block, and then jump into the 10 coin Descend the stairs Start the race and perform the frame-perfect race skip four times On the fifth race, wait to get the “Uneventful” achievement before collecting the 1 coin and then wait for the timer to barely be above 10 seconds (in both instances, walk back and forth while waiting) Do ghost jumps to get from the “End” button to the purple portal Enter and reenter the purple portal Enter and reenter the nearby blue portal Ghost into the happy hole, and then ghost out and fall to the right side of the test Press “False” twice 1st test: T-T-T 2nd test: T-T-T 3rd test: T-F-T 4th test: F-T-F 5th test: T-T-T Destroy the Earth, jump into the green portal, and kill yourself in the infinite loop Go straight from spawn over to the blue star and climb your way up Jump off the star, collect coin 6, and hold right so you go back to the typing section Jump into the white portal and collect coin 3 on the other side Walk over to and ghost into the red portal Ghost into where Earth used to be and then don’t unghost so that you die Go straight from spawn to the typing section Complete all of the typing achievements (12345, 314, 360, 404, 729, 99, # of achievements, 10000000008) Once done, walk over to Guy (don’t ghost into Guy, as that will scare him) Type this: 3-1-3-3-3-3 (this will kill you) Go from spawn over to the Pink Zone, collect coin 7, and then ghost so that you die From spawn, hold right until you start falling off of the pink platform, ghost so that you pass through the orange platform, and then unghost after you pass through the orange platform) go to Guy for the second time and type this: 3-1-1-3-1-1-3-2 Ghost-jump towards the black portal so that you scare Guy Recreate Earth and then enter the black portal Buy the opinion first, then ghost down and get the achievement, then buy the buyable platform Ghost-jump to the buyable platform, walk on all five platforms, then ghost-jump up to where you buy the singing lessons, and then die Go straight to the Pink Zone and type this to the owner: 1-1-1-2-2-2-2 (this will kill you) Go back to the Pink Zone and spam 2 until you get the “A Real Talker” achievement Jump onto the save button, exit the game, and continue Ghost down to your secret room and then die Die in between the pink and orange platforms Keep entering the red portal and dying until you get “Teleporting Addiction” After getting that achievement, die instead by ghosting to the left side of the red portal until you get “Dying All the Time!” (It helps to look for when you get “Death Obsession” and count your deaths to not waste any time, but this only works if you didn’t die very much) (you also have to walk to the left for a little bit before ghosting and dying to fill out what should be the last map panel) Enter the red portal, ghost onto the Earth, and jump three times Ghost and then click yourself to get the last few achievements.

Here's the Google Doc link in case you're into that - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Upv2gDyLXSw2AHL-6QBvw4oNeVtBhiwl0VRIZrRqHQQ/edit?usp=sharing