Conquest... I don't even get a real name they tell me to go to world record to world record beating them and committing atrocities in their name
Mod Message: Time starts at 0:00:01.034 and ends at 0:07:00.500 with pauses from 0:00:09.900 to 0:00:24.767 and from 0:00:33.767 to 0:00:49.734 and from 0:01:02.567 to 0:01:19.267 and from 0:01:35.234 to 0:01:56.067 and from 0:02:16.567 to 0:02:30.200 and from 0:02:51.900 to 0:03:06.734 and from 0:03:28.800 to 0:03:55.800 and from 0:04:12.500 to 0:04:28.167 and from 0:04:58.067 to 0:05:17.434 and from 0:05:38.334 to 0:05:54.300 with a framerate of 30 FPS to get a final time of 0:04:04.633.
Retimed using Better Speedrun Timer

since there was a huge update for Christmas this year, i've gone ahead and added all of the new SubEndings, along with the Christmas Ending 2, and the True Christmas Ending.
as stated by Groovy, however, neither of these count as the 53rd ending, and so the latter two endings will instead be listed