Dear Google Snake Speedrun Community,
It has come to my attention that there is a level of suspicion regarding the legitimacy of a good number of my speedrun and highscore bests. This suspicion is well-warranted, and I feel no ill towards individuals that might believe my runs to be falsified. The circumstances under which some of my runs have been performed has been, quite frankly, absurd on occasion. For example, my beating of the portal 1a small 25 former world record that had taken down a 3 year record just 24 hours after its running, or my improvement on the classic 25 world record by a full second.
One lesser known example of a run of mine that has been the subject of suspicion is my mark in Portal 5a Small board. Not the 25 or even 50 apple world record, but in the mode known to the community as 'cripple mode'. In this mode, the settings are set to Portal, 5 Apples, Small, Standard Speed, and the rules are as follows. Only 1 input is allowed for the entirety of the run. My mark of 5 apples has stood for over a year at this point, and despite the best efforts of some seriously talented runners, none have been able to pass the mark on standard speed. This fact in-and-of-itself places the legitimacy of my run under scrutiny.
My solution to this is as follows. In order to satsify the curiosity of my doubters, I will become much more transparent with my attempts. I will achieve this by having all of my attempts submitted and verified to the highscore leaderboard. Their position on this prestigious leaderboard should be, beyond all reasonable doubt, sufficient evidence to remove any suspicion from my name. Due to the unmatched diligence and care from our lovely moderating team, to whom I am so very grateful, my attempts will be declared legitimate. These highly-trained moderators and verifiers are eagled-eyed, able to spot falsified runs with ease. As my runs will be placed under the same detailed review, any doubters will be forced to see the truth - that I am the true cripple mode master.
Sincerely,
moterstorm
the time is so sick, im disappointed in myself that its not wr anymore