Quick and dirty guide for all of you struggling with this issue. It's caused by the game being unhappy about your gyroscope, or the lack of one.

Best way to fix this is to play with a Switch controller using BetterJoy, or a DS4 controller using DS4Windows. There are some other alternatives as well, such as WiimoteHook for using Wii Remotes as Gyroscopes, and a few others that you can find on this page: https://cemuhook.sshnuke.net/padudpserver.html

Hope this helps someone!