hi adam ak i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strim u are favourit strimmer i sell kidney 4 laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i cum to amerika LAND OF FREDDOM so i be lyke u and strim 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO USAsss al pacino, malcolm in middle, stevo-o, mike 'the situation' sorrentino.

hi ceilinfrige i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strim u are favourit strimmer i sell kidney 4 laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i cum to nederland LAND OF FREDDOM so i be lyke u and strim 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO HOLLANDsss weed, hardstyle, fridges on the ceiling, gouda cheeserino

hi Adam ak, my nam is yakov and im from Serbia. i jus want to say tha i walk 17 hours in the snow to nearest internets conection to be watch u strem. u are my favouritte streamer and u always brightn up my life and let poor people like me arund the world who work in potatoe factory see cool gaems be played. 1 day i want to be a stremmer lyke u. thanx for reading this, u make me so proud. sorry for not propeller english, much love frum Yakov Abeldis, age 11.

was speedrunning a few weeks ago when my mom walked in. I usually lock the door (cuz speedrunning and urine bottles in the closet), but I forgot to this time. The speed her face turned from happy to downright disgusted is a world record in itself. She slammed the door of the basement behind her and didn't make me dinner. When driving me to school, she wouldn't look at me. It felt awkward, so to make small talk, I tried to explain the intricacies of cannonless and how my hero paints his nails and bought an expensive chinese knockoff system just to get a WR and how he doesn't do anything with his life except play fun video games. This just made her start to weep as she stared out the dashboard

Guys, there was a news article about google purchasing Twitch today and there was a picture of a random stream with its chat. GUESS WHAT - someone still managed to insert Kappa face in chat. Seriously this kappa face emoticon fever needs to stop. Every time you look at chat, there is a kappa face, please stop okay? i cant even view news article without it having a Kappa in it. for fuk sake.

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebabyou are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey?

ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what Tommy's superpower is. no mortal could go through the ground and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless

Can you fuckers PLEASE stop spamming the chat, I come home after a long day at work cleaning the SHIT out old peoples BUTTHOLES to watch some relaxing dota, and what do you do? do nothing but spam the chat. Does that make you happy? ruining the chat experience for everyone. do the world a favor and kill yourself , you aren't needed on this planet. THANK YOU. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka, im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

RAVEN have you no shame? Listening to this VILE music full of cussing and vulgar language, N word this, N word that, 'I've been getting money where the (F word) you been?' I mean is this really what you want you viewers to be influenced by? I expected more from you Raven.

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! ¤churns butter very quickly¤

-- MangHMD

S Keys edition

^ we need more of these

OGEid

My team would consist of only me ._.

updated test

my speed in Egypt

My setup confirmed most ghetto (except for ceilingfridge's)

ok, this is the real me chilling at my desk

and this is me not at my desk and a few months later

this is me, and I am currently residing in antarctica. It's pretty nice, to say the least.

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