Mesen 0.0.6, Framecount: 2:47.050

Dude... I put this game on tonight to demonstrate on stream how brutal the RNG is and how much I don't like the game, and this run happened 2 attempts later. Absolutely bananas. I'm happy with this and will let this one stand regardless.

I do want to note that I think the runs by Rog and FreeHippie appear to use turbo (especially Rog's), which is not stated in the rules that you can't. However, I think it should be in the rules that turbo is not allowed, but leave these runs grandfathered. Turbo makes it too easy and this game was meant to be a frustrating mess.