Cheese% is a meme category I came up with, where you eat a slice of cheese every minute. Has someone already done this speedrun before?

IRL speedruns are not accepted on this site and also are rather stupid. Also that is not a speedrun.

Speedrun strats: if you eat a slice of cheese every half a minute, your run will be twice as fast.

Seriously now, real-life activities/games are not accepted to the site. You might find some examples of IRL activities (like in the "Pringles" or "Pencil Sharpening Simulator" games), but those are miscellaneous meme categories in a leaderboard of an actual game.

Ok

@Oreo321 What if you're playing a game trying to beat it as fast as possible and you eat cheese every minute?

No one stopping you from doing that.