Has there ever been a category for fastest time to pull the Goblin Summon item? I just started a file and got it in my very first battle. 12 mins in without skipping intro. I’ve gotten it before but that feels insanely fast

Nope, that's a ridiculously hard pull in the original and none of the rest of the games are memeing hard enough.

Imagine FFIV 100% (all summons & adamant armor) -- I don't think I ever got everything playing the game casually back in the day... but yeah, drop rates on those are super low.