NOW INTRODUCING EMERALD COAST + !!!! With EMERALD COAST + you can enjoy all the benefits of your base subscription to EMERALD COAST but now you get to MARRY THE WHALE

The whales name Geoffrey. He is old fashioned, but very sensitive! One wrong move and you could find your run stuck under the board walk on its way to hell! Not just any hell though, ITS MARRIED TO WHALE HELL! So what are you waiting for you?! You should get EMERALD COAST + now!!!! (Batteries not included, whale sold separately. Subscribing to EMERALD COAST + waives your right to sue Sonic Adventure DX Directors Cut and all of its subsidiaries. In the event of a dispute you have the right to arbitration at the discretion of Geoffrey. Additionally any unholy children involving the whale and the subscriber will not be covered under the newly released EMERALD COAST + Healthcare system)