THIS IS MY DUAL SHOCK. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY DUAL SHOCK IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY DUAL SHOCK IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY DUAL SHOCK, I AM USELESS. I MUST QUICK FIRE MY DUAL SHOCK TRUE. I MUST QUICK SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST QUICK SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY DUAL SHOCK AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN