tbh i dont have any good stories but i do have the story about when my kindergarten teacher wanted me to learn to drive a tricycle so i was supposed to practice it at home, but i didnt know how it worked, so my dad tried to push me forwards on the tricycle without noticing my foot was infront of the wheel and then i drove over my own foot and started screaming, but my parents thought i was being dramatic so they kept on pushing the tricycle until they noticed my foot was in the wheel

Mod Note: it reminds me of my story when i really badly bruised my knee while riding a scooter, i tripped on a brick and it didnt end well. Correct Retime btw.