after Xandeath asked me to return to the game, I did some research into why my Beavus seemed to be slower, even though we both used coolmathgames and had mostly the same route. It turns out that our levels load at different speeds. His load in under a second while mine tend to load in 1-2 seconds. This isn't anyone's fault but I would recommend a "without loads" timing feature- like one the Portal community uses- to standardize play a bit more.

If that requires a few new moderators, I know of a few people who would be ecstatic to do so.

Anyways thanks for reading!