So I'm sure the top runners could easily beat this time. Basically, I was bored and drunk and realized that the few any% runners were all running around 2016, and because of that, they hadn't incorporated any of the current strats into their runs. Since then, nobody has been interested in doing this. It's really just a cheap way for me to get on a leaderboard somewhere. Lol. Oh well.

I'm pretty sure I could shave 15 to 20 seconds off this run by catching the golden hands at the right moments and adopting more of the continue skips.

I realized I'll never break the top ten of the arcade% leaderboard, so this is me saying lolol and trolling and being a real goof by breaking a record nobody cares about because the whole thing is a sham. Oh well. It was legit fun to do. You can see me typing "lolol" at several points throughout the run, because I knew right away that this is just a silly category.