Yooo Maybe I'll try this one sometime.

Bullshoot Any% (Speedrun)

Bullshoot Fuck you% (Intended)

Bullshoot Double fuck you% (Intended with bonus levels)

No shit, that's literally what I wanted to say, but I had a filter on lol.

But I just remembered that I did a Bullshoot as intended run. It was the first speedrun I ever did on this mode. It was an hour and 45 minutes and I talk over it the whole time. That would be a good reference maybe. But I think making a more edited breakdown would be a better idea.

True true. For some reason, I was thinking:

Bullshoot with a bowl of nails (Bullshoot as intended)

Bullshoot with extra cheese (Speedrun routes)

Bullshoot with extra cheese and ketchup (Speedrun routes but with secret levels too)

Might have to get into super specifics later, but that's a good first draft lol

K. Here's how I would explain it:

Play all game modes "as intended" This means:

1. No smacking targets with weapons.

This is a common speedrunning tactic, but this is called Bullshoot, not Bullsmack. If you wanna smack things, you're playing the wrong game. It's tempting to do this in the beginning chapter, so understand that you must use bullets to dispatch targets with a few exceptions: (Give it a whack, Knife to a gunfight, Here's Johnny, Growing Boy, etc. etc.)

2. No climbing up the walls.

You're not spiderman first of all. But more importantly, a common speedrunning tactic is climbing on the walls to see a target you weren't suppose to see. (Real fake doors and Arm Day are two great examples where you can do this.) This makes things easier, and we don't do that here. You must break down the door on Real fake doors and climb the big ladder in Arm Day. RIP your noodle arms.

3. No gravity changing mid run.

You play on Realistic Gravity for Player. (Weapon and item gravity is static, so the setting doesn't matter.) That means no abusing moon gravity to cheese some levels. (MGS 3 Ladder, Break the Ice) You're not a spaceman, you don't have a rocket on your back. You're not Major Tom, you're a hotdog with hands. You will conform to the laws of Gravity like a good hotdog.

I got some great suggestions for Classic Bullshoot. I'll write them out sometime. Maybe here?

Yoooo this is what I needed right now. :3