Nexus Tweedle Route

#Summery
Wilkins, Strawman, Wilkins
Temple Chest, Monk
Wilkins, Manuel, Wilkins

Gate Key, Prison Ore, Mizar
Temple Ore, Hammer, Mizar
Bart+, Hobbler, Klugg

Zhug, Crown, Peon
Thelonious, Mushrooms, Orlinn
Dice, Orlinn, Peon+
Bullies, Peon, Livingstone
Drunk, Winch, Wine,
Horn, Drunk, Peon

Crypt, Tweedle+?
Giles, Zombie, Giles
Picture, Giles, Cage
Hook, Livingstone, Wax
Giles, Candle/Sceptre+

Cyclops, Fish, Oliphant
Three, Oliphant, Maze Toy+
Minotaur, Dragon+, Warlock

"+" means that point is a good time to level up
Bart (Stamina, Regeneration)
Peon (Luck, Light 1, Regeneration)
Tweedle (15-16 Stamina, Luck, Nothing) (only if needed for prerequisite)
Candle/Sceptre (Luck, Veteran)
Maze Toy (Luck, Veteran)
Dragon (Luck, Regeneration)

#General Things
When walking diagonally relative to your facing, you move at normal speed both forward and sideways, which means you move about 40% faster diagonally, so do this whenever possible. In addition sprinting is obviously faster, so do this whenever you have endurance charged. Also, Berserk makes you move at the same speed as sprinting, so in times between fights, alternate Berserk and Sprint to maintain top speed. However, be sure to hold back on Berserk immediately prior to fights so you will have the mana to use Berserk during the fight.

Unlocking Glitch: If you open your inventory, then switch the left screen to the bag tab, you can move items there to drop them. If you are opening a chest, this screen instead corresponds with the contents of the chest. If you are facing a chest and open that tab, it will also correspond with that chest, without bothering to check to see if that chest was unlocked.

When looking at any loot or chest, you can press L to automatically move all the items to your inventory. You can also press B to leave the loot screen.

Unless otherwise specified, just mash A when talking to any character.

Don't waste time fighting most enemies, unless they are in your way.

Don't bother spending your points every time you level up. Save them up and spend a bunch all at once. This way you don't have to be faffing with the level up screen 30 times over the course of the run.

#Stonebridge
Time starts after selecting an empty file, or confirming you want to delete an existing file.
For the starting quiz, choose option 1, 2, 1, 1, 1 for the pre-built warrior.
Approach Thelonious, mash A.
Enter the Barracks (back left building in town).
Talk to Wilkins, pick up the dagger, then exit the loot screen.

Talk to strawman, then defeat it (Berserk, 3-4 hits).
Talk to Wilkins.
Go to the Village Temple (leave, large building straight ahead).
Use the unlocking glitch to get the Rotten Wine from the back-right chest.
Talk to the monk.

Go back to the Barracks (leave, straight ahead).
Talk to Wilkins.
Investigate the manual, and select the fourth/bottom option.
Talk to Wilkins.
Leave town (leave Barracks, large gate to your left).

#Three Hallways
Follow the path to the cave.
Approach the alcove to the left.
Defeat sleeping orc for gate key.
Enter Guard Room.
Talk to Bartholomew.

Go the the storage room off the Prison Hallway (left door, right door, right door).
Run past the dwarves to the ore at the back-left of the room, then run back out (Use a healing potion if you have to, but try to do it without if you can).
Go back to the Guard Room (leave left door, left door).
Kill the rat right in front of you, or an orc to the left of you (whichever one spawned).

If you are highly damaged after the dwarves earlier, level up Stamina and Regeneration.
Go down the curved hallway (hug the outside wall to dodge the trap).
Enter right door to Mizar's Workshop.
Talk to Mizar (A four times, down, mash A).
Go to storage room off Temple Hallway (leave, right door, left door).

Get the ore in the back-left of the room.
Go to the Orc Tavern (leave, turn left, hug the wall to avoid trap, right door).
Defeat the dwarf in this room. (Berserk, 3-4 hits, orcs might spawn but ignore them).
If you spent a healing potion earlier, use the unlocking glitch on the chest near the tavern entrance.

Go back to Mizar's workshop (leave, left door, left door).
Talk to Mizar.
Go to Bartholomew's Room (leave, right door, second left door).
Kill a rat if one spawns near the entrance (Berserk, 1 hit).
Talk to Bartholomew, collect the shield he gives you.

Level up Stamina and Regeneration (should be level 6).
Talk to Bartholomew, pick second option.
Sell everything except the shield and the wine, then purchase a one-handed weapon, and every piece of rusty plate armor he has, or shoddy if he has only that (except the chestplate, which you already have).

Equip the stuff you bought and also the shield you got from Bartholomew.
Go the the Torture Chamber (leave, second right door, right door, right door, end of hall)
Go to the back-right and talk to Hobbler (do not talk to the orc).
Enter the Cell Block.
Defeat the orc near the door (Berserk, 2 hits)

Approach Klug, pick option 2, 2, 1, 1.
Defeat the remaining orcs in this room.
Go to the Chieftain's Room (leave, right door, end of hall, right door, straight across).

#Ring Square
Approach Zhug.
Fight Zhug. Activate Berserk and start shoving Zhug to the back-right corner of the room while attacking. Since you are up against him, Zhug will only attempt his melee attack, which you can step back for a moment to dodge. When you run out of mana, open your inventory and use the Rotten Wine for a full heal.

Open the loot Zhug drops. Collect and equip his crown.
Go into the back-right chamber and talk to Peon.
Go to the Rat Cave (leave, right door, second right alcove, down ladder)
Talk to Thelonious right of the entrance.
Talk to Thelonious a second time to earn some experience points.

Go get the mushrooms (follow right wall to spider cave, straight door, straight door).
Go back to the Gambler's Hideout (follow right wall back to ladder)
Talk to Orlinn.
Go to the storage room with Orlinn's Dice (back, straight across alcove, back-right door)
Get Orlinn's Dice in the back-right chest.

Go back to the Gambler's Hideout.
Talk to Orlinn.
Go to the Chieftain's Room (leave, left door, left door).
Talk to Peon.
Level up Luck, 1 point of Light, and Regeneration.

Equip the Light spell in the quick access menu (for the rest of run, spam as needed).
Go to the room with the orc bullies (leave, right door, third right alcove, right door).
Defeat the orc bullies (be super aggressive here; they cannot really hurt you).
Go back to the Chieftain's room.
Talk to Peon.

Go to the Dwarven Temple (leave, left door, secret back door, right door).
Talk to Livingstone.
Go to the Dining Room (leave, secret left door, straight door, left door).
Talk to Drunk Orc.
Go through the secret Waterfall Passage to the Boiler Room.

Pick up the Winch to the left of the door.
Go to the Orc Tavern (leave, waterfall passage, straight, left, end of hall, left, right).
Go get the wine (right wall in back chamber).
Go to the Destroyed Temple (leave, large right door [look slightly up to open]).
Investigate the bell in the central area.

Enter the secret door at the back of the room.
Get the horn (turn right from entrance).
Go to the dining room (leave, straight, straight, right, straight, right).
Talk to, then fight the Drunken Orc.
Collect the Drunken Orc's stuff.

Go to the Chieftain's room (leave, third right).
Talk to Peon.
Go to the Haunted Crypt (leave, right, back-left, second left, straight, straight, straight, straight, back-right, straight)

#Nexus
Approach the sarcophagus at the back of the room.
Go to the merchant off the Nexus (leave, straight, left)
Talk to Tweedle.
Sell stuff, then buy a weapon (Best in this order: Ronin Axe, Bastard Sword, Spiked Club, Heavenly Sword, Antique Sword, Warlock Mace).

If you got one of those first three weapons, equip it. If you got one of the other three, level up whatever stat you need, then equip it. If you equip a 2H weapon, keep the shield for later.
Go to the Library (leave, third right).
Talk to Giles (kill the spider near the entrance if you want).

Go to the Blocked Gate (leave, second right, straight, straight)
Defeat the undead dwarf, then collect its loot.
Go back to the Library.
Talk to Giles.
Go to the Portrait Room (leave, left, straight).

Get Zagor's portrait on the left side of the room.
Go back to the Library (look slightly down to open the Portrait Room exit door)
Talk to Giles.
Go to the Cell Block (leave, left, straight, secret left)
Investigate the Winch at the back left of the room.

Go to the Waterfall Passage (right, right, end of hall, right, right, secret straight)
Go investigate the broken cage near the bottom to get the fish hook.
Go to the Dwarven Temple (back up, straight, second right, secret straight, right)
Talk to Livingstone.
Get some wax in the back-left of the room.

Go back to the Library (leave, secret left, straight, third left, left, end of hall, left, left, right, straight, right)
Talk to Giles.
Go to the Old Kitchen (leave, right).
If the path to the left door is clear of enemies, get the Sceptre now, if not go to Stonebridge first and try again on the way back

Get the Sceptre on the left side of the lake.
Go to the Flood Gates (leave, left, right, do not talk to the Undead or the Dwarf).
Activate the lever in the back-left of this room.
Go to Candlemaker's Workshop (back one room, get in boat, back-right building).
Talk to Waxenwicks.

(Talk to Weaselnose free experience points if you want)
Level up Luck and Veteran.
Go to the Cyclops room (leave, boat, straight, straight, second left [hug left wall to avoid cutscene], straight, straight)

#Upper Keep
Defeat the Cyclops.
Go to the Trophy Room (right, left, right)
Collect the Fish Club on the right wall, then equip it (and the shield if you unequipped that earlier).
Go to the Dwarven Hideaway (secret back-left).

Talk to Oliphant.
Go to the Room of Three (leave, straight, straight).
Get the sacred texts in the central statue.
Go back to the Dwarven Hideaway.
Talk to Oliphant.

Go to the Destroyed Temple (leave, right, left, right, left, secret right, right, right, end of hall, left, left, straight).
Get the Maze Toy in the central area.
Level up Luck and Veteran.
Go to the Maze Center (leave, straight, right, right, straight, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, follow axes to exit, straight).

Defeat or lose to the Minotaur (it despawns if you lose for some reason).
Go to the top of the tower (straight, straight, follow axes to exit, straight, up, up)
Defeat the Dragon (wait for it to stop flapping, then Berserk 1 hit).
Level up Luck and Regeneration.
Go to Zagor's Treasury (leave, down, right, straight).

Fight Zagor. His first Warlock phase takes 2 Berserk hits, and the other four phases take 1 each. The Orc and the Sprite die in 1 hit each. The Cyclops takes 2. The Minotaur takes 3. Whenever he changes forms, step back for a moment so he doesn't glitch you through the floor.

Once you deal the killing blow, approach the treasure pile in the back chamber.
Mash A through the last cutscene.
Time stops when the credits start.

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