Good evening, amateur cook. I see you're here for the most delicious course, the fast course. That's cool! But when you're going fast, theres no time for steaming a good ham, unfortunately. This guide will teach you on how to be the worst fastest cook possible.
Being a fast cook in this game will sometimes involve you actually doing what Mama wants, so you know. This is usually whenever a step is simply not command-failable, except by clock, and obviously the step itself would be faster than the clock, otherwise the game would be impossible. So whenever a step is not command-failable, do what Mama wants. Let's move.
★ - Command Failable Step
-=- 1 -=- PIZZA -=-
-Add the ingredients! ★ Simply chuck a random ingredient in the bowl 3 times. If you get unlucky enough to chuck the correct ingredient in on the first try, use that same ingredient to fail afterward, as you never use the same ingredient twice.
-Mix it! ★ Select the whisk and stir as fast as possible to spill the bowl.
-Knead the dough! Perform as normal.
-Let the dough rise! ★ Don't let that dough rise. Touch it as soon as you're able to.
-Squish the filling! Mash on the dough to raise the bar. Mashing in places you haven't mashed on in a while will make the bar rise faster.
-Roll out the pizza! ★ Spin it once to get it spinning, then don't touch it. It'll soon fall off.
-Spread it on thick! Perform as normal.
-Arrange the food! ★ Press 'Finished' as soon as you're able to. You never liked Mama's toppings anyway.
-Set the oven! ★ Press 'Ok' twice as soon as you're able to.
-=- 2 -=- PEANUT BUTTER -=-
-Peel the peanuts! Perform as normal.
-Use the mixer! ★ Mash the mixer button to cause it to spill almost instantly.
-Strain it! Perform as normal.
-Mix in the ingredients! Pick the Whisk, add the first ingredient and stir quickly to spill the bowl.
-=- 3 -=- SEA BREAM CARPACCIO -=-
-Dice it into little bits! Perform as normal.
-Add them correctly! ★ Chuck the wrong ingredient in 3 times as soon as you can.
-Descale the fish! Perform as normal.
-Fillet the sea bream! Not command-failable.
-Slice the ingredients! Pick the Sashimi Knife, it goes faster. The risk of it flinging pieces isn't relevant to All Recipes.
-=- 4 -=- CORN SOUP -=-
-Finely dice it! Perform as normal.
-Cut corn from cob! Perform as normal.
-Spread the butter! You don't need to be that thorough, just get the whole pan. Fairly sizable holes will still make the step end early with a gold.
-Stir fry it! ★ Press 'Finished' as soon as you're able to.
-Boil it! ★ Two missed actions will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-Use the mixer! ★ Mash the mixer button to cause it to spill almost instantly.
-Strain! ★ Flip the pot straight up high as soon as you can, and keep it held up. The step will end early upon all the contents of the pot being gone.
-Boil it! ★ One missed action will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-=- 5 -=- T-BONE STEAK -=-
-Slice up! Constantly sliding left and right works, you don't need to stop holding after each.
-Boil it! ★ One missed action will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-Peel the hot veggie! No, burning your hand is slower. Just perform as normal.
-Grind salt and pepper! ★ Grind either salt or pepper only until it fills the bar all the way to the opposite end.
-Grill it! ★ Three missed actions will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-Arrange the food! ★ Press 'Finished' as soon as you're able to. You never liked Mama's flags anyway.
-=- 6 -=- APPLE PIE -=-
-Peel the skin! Be very, very thorough. A couple pixels and you won't be shifted along the apple.
-Slice up! Perform as normal.
-Let it stew! ★ Turn the heat all the way up as soon as you're able to and watch it burn.
-Spread the pie crust! Perform as normal.
-Cut holes using a fork! Mash all over the pie and keep moving. Try to not run over holes you previously made until they fade away or you'll slow down.
-Spread it on thick! Perform as normal.
-Cut holes in the crust! You don't need to stop holding to cut the lines.
-Press down with a fork! Perform as normal.
-Separate the egg! ★ Click on the left eggshell as soon as you can to spill the yolk.
-Mix it! ★ Pick the Whisk and stir quickly to spill the bowl.
-Spread it on thick! Perform as normal.
-Bake in the oven! ★ Click on the heat dial once to set the heat, then press 'Stop' at the bottom as quickly as possible.
-=- 7 -=- EEL RICE BOWL -=-
-Let it stew! ★ Turn the heat all the way up as soon as you're able to and watch it burn.
-Fillet the eel! While you do need to let go to do the second knife cut, you don't need to let go for the 2 slices at the end.
-Skewer an eel! Perform as normal.
-Grill an eel! Perform as normal.
-=- 8 -=- SQUID FRIED RICE -=-
-Wash the rice! ★ Fill the bowl with water, then stir quickly in circles. When prompted to tip the bowl, swipe hard to the left to spill everything.
-Prepare the squid! The ink does not matter, even for a gold.
-Stuff with rice! While extremely oversized circles work, tiny ones don't.
Let it stew! ★ Turn the heat all the way up as soon as you're able to and watch it burn.
-=- 9 -=- MAMA COOKIE -=-
-Sprinkle the powder! ★ Mash as fast as possible to spill the powder.
-Separate the egg! ★ Click on the left eggshell as soon as you can to spill the yolk.
-Mix in the ingredients! ★ Pick the Whisk, add the first ingredient and stir quickly to spill the bowl.
-Knead the dough Perform as normal.
-Roll out the dough! ★ Pick the large rolling pin, then roll up and down quickly to throw the pin.
-Cut out the shapes! ★ Press 'Finished' as soon as you're able to. You never liked Mama's cutters anyway.
-Spread it on with a brush! Make sure to slide all the way down, or you'll barely not finish one, and won't be allowed to start on the next one.
-Bake in the oven! ★ Click on the heat dial once to set the heat, then press 'Stop' at the bottom as quickly as possible.
-=- 10 -=- PANNA COTTA -=-
-Boil it! ★ One missed action will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-Pour the liquid! It's faster to do this step properly rather than fail it.
-Slice up! You don't need to stop holding at all to finish this step.
-Squeeze the lemons! Perform as normal.
-Use the mixer! ★ Mash the mixer button to cause it to spill almost instantly.
-Put the filling in a dish! It saves about 1.5 seconds of time to be too weak rather than too strong.
-=- 11 -=- WAFFLE -=-
-Mix in the ingredients! ★ Pick the Whisk, add the first ingredient and stir quickly to spill the bowl.
-Put it in the fridge! Perform as normal.
-Make a waffle! After pouring the batter in, don't close the lid. The batter will burn and let you start on the next one immediately.
-=- 12 -=- CHILI DOG -=-
-Slice up Perform as normal.
-Grind the meat! You don't need to follow the game's arrow, you can do very small circles and still wind. Just don't go into the middle or you'll have to grab the crank again.
-Finely dice it! Perform as normal.
-Stir fry it! ★ Press 'Finished' as soon as you're able to.
-Boil it! ★ Three missed actions will end the step. Messing with the heat does nothing to forward the failure progress.
-Kitchen catch! Perform as normal.
-=- 13 -=- MEAT LOAF -=-
-Break an egg! Throw the eggs hard into the bowl to destroy them and start on the next one immediately.
-Grind the meat! You don't need to follow the game's arrow, you can do very small circles and still wind. Just don't go into the middle or you'll have to grab the crank again.
-Dice the garlic! Perform as normal.
-Finely dice it! Perform as normal.
-Add the ingredients! ★ Simply chuck a random ingredient in the bowl 3 times. If you get unlucky enough to chuck the correct ingredient in on the first try, use that same ingredient to fail afterward, as you never use the same ingredient twice.
-Season it! Perform as normal.
-Wrap it in foil! You don't need to stop holding for any of the arrows.
-Set the oven! ★ Choose one of the options as soon as you're able to.
-Slice the ingredients! Choose the Large Knife to go faster.
-=- 14 -=- SWEET POTATO -=-
