huxley is supposed to be a chad ! ! ! he is the long arm of the LAW! ! !! get those stinky rollerbladers OUTTA HEREEEEEEE

okay yea, could we get a seafood pancake? could we get some pork cutlet? can we get some of those beef glass noodles? uhh, aww gee what do you call it...."japchae"? i'm probably butchering the pronunciation on that. yea. uh huh. aww shucks, no no no. okay umm...oh could we get some of that soft tofu? i'm kinda coming around on tofu, yea. okay great. oh! i almost forgot. could we get 1000 liters of sprite? if you don't have that much could we just get as much as you have? okay. yea. yea. yea. yea okay. okay thank you! yea i can come and pick it up. what happened to your delivery driver? 괜찮아? oh dear. oh. oh, goodness, i know what happened. oh geez, it's road toad. i can't believe she followed us all the way to korea. what the hell. hey, we can help you out with your rowdy unruly reptile problem!

hey fellas! we got another job! you'll never guess wh--oh, well i guess i do talk pretty loud. okay well i told you it'd be worth the trip! if she wants to crash our vacation, she's got another thing coming !! ! and--oh sorry, yes, i will be paying in cash. okay, we gotta go, we'll meet you downtown okay? thank you so much! love you

can someone please smack me upside the head the next time i end my phone call like that. guys cmonnnn it's not that funny

author's note: vidtimer is being a big baby and i can't time RTA b/c i stink, sorry! also i hit numpad 0 to set a youtube video to the beginning so my scene changed to my normal gameplay setup, so sorry for no splits too xddddddd. i've been so all over the place lately you know, haha. i feel like it's been so long since i've ran this game. i come back to it and it's almost like time has stood still. there's a new guy around though! he seems nice! that was real cool of him to run this game wasn't it? hahaha. man, i'm so rusty at everything but it feels good to run again yea? anyway i hope everything is going well for you all. anyway, i gotta go. i gotta make a phone call to a restaurant tonight. sometimes you just don't got it in you to cook some days, you know what i mean? hahahaha

does any of this make any sense to you? i'm rambling again aren't i. i dunno. come down to visit hong kong for christmas. or hell, i'll get everyowl to come up and visit you. what's keeping me around here in this lil ol city? what's keeping me chained down to shapes and sounds? my hovercar or this town? oceans and mountains marking the boundaries i'm not meant to leave? we'll all come in to o'hare, how about that? i'll bring everything and come cook for you. you can take it easy and just relax with us like we used to. wouldn't that be nice? hey man. if there's a day that's good for me to come on down, just let me know. i just want you to know dude. i've always cherished you.

Hi there! I never heard about this game until today (I learned that this game is getting ported to PS4's virtual arcade thing and the Nintendo Switch). I was interested in running it, and I wanted to ask if there's a specific reason why transforming into a beast isn't done in the speedrun. I would imagine the beast forms might be faster or stronger somehow, but I literally know nothing. Anyway cool run!

okay sorry about that i'm back, could we get a chicken with ginger and rice wine soup? can i get a zha jian mian? sorry did i pronounce that right? oh 炸醬麵 right, sorry. can i get one of those fishing festival party trays? can i get four winds four mountains four seasons? can i get riichi, ippatsu, tanyao, pinfu, with 4 dora? can i get a platter of that zodiac kickboxing tournament with chives? can i get scorpion betraying frog while crossing the river, steamed with white rice for that one? can i get qing dynasty century of anti-humiliation? hey fellas that should be enough for now right? oh woops! and can we get 100 order of crab rangoons (they are having a crab rangoon eating contest) and all the green tea mochi ice cream you got? okay thank you so much. yea i'll be paying on credit this time. thank you so much. and you can make the tip out to 18%. yea absolutely. yea. okay thank you so much. it's so great talking with you. okay, take care, i love you, bye

...hey guys? i'm so sorry. we can never order from this place again.

this being cherry is CRAZY

Holding against the wall and B, A, B really made the trick work consistently for me as well. Good luck learning the run! I just learned this trick today myself.