Extremely rough notes

Banana – touch left d-pad as soon as it spawns, then hold right

Dog – restart if ball is too deep. Analog pass from wall to ball until ball is free, then good luck.

Anti-eraser – straight up, corner down-right to go up top without missing pixels, regular turn to right border, regular turn to bottom, GO SLOW, to lost corner, to middle

Mouse – no notes

Basketball – try to hit the backboard with default angle/spin (change speed as needed). Min speed/angle and default spin is the fastest miss.

Balloon – always under-inflate, make sure balloon #8 takes you over the limit

Christmas tree – get 7 ornaments in. Hold right afterwards to break ornaments as quickly as possible.

Cat – looks pretty straightforward? Drop straight down then do the other ones

Brevoortia – press X as soon as you can, hope for a score, timer scam

Bowling – looks pretty straightforward. Hit your throws and you’re good

Burger – just take your time whenever needed, don’t rush fast drops

Donuts – just get as many perfect donuts as you can. 8 donuts is perfect, 10-11 is usual

Pizza – as long as you’re fast and not TOO sloppy, you can get a lot of penalties. Remember to look at the shadow

Waffle – just go to the closest place possible every single time, watch out for missed inputs. Run into an airplane as quickly as you can when you hit 35

Popcorn – go back and forth blasting pretty liberally but keeping an eye on overheat and just do your best, I guess

Clock – as soon as you spawn, evaluate your situation and see if you need immediate steering to avoid being bumped off. Then, 15 seconds should not be a big deal.

That’s beans – make sure you’re counting to 20!

Nagaikubi – hold left from the beginning, try to keep as close to the top of the screen and as horizontally straight as possible. Use the electricity only if absolutely necessary. On the third screen, crash as fast as possible.

Mushroom – you can lose a lot of time here but not gain a lot. Be chill on the gas when the car starts looking out of control and over bumps. Hit the self-destruct as soon as you get to 25m.

Skate Shuttle – not much to say – try to be under control at all times and hover carefully. You just need to collect 2 stars and then crash/leave the screen, so it shouldn’t be TOO terrible.

Applesauce – go forward tilting backwards, and backwards tilting forwards, so that the bottom of your cart is always against the piles of fruit. Occasionally, move a little bit towards the middle to give fruit time to accommodate before crushing again. Once you’re in the 70s, you can stand in the middle of the screen, tilt your cart forwards to get the handle up towards the goal.

Lawnmowers – the real important thing here is REMEMBER TO BRAKE. As long as you don’t bump anything (and you shouldn’t, if you’re braking before sharp turns), the lawnmowers should stay synced. You can get to roughly 90s pretty easily.

Final boss – Mash instead of hold the up button – volume up is the closest to the numpad. I am using turbo for the mashing, feel free to do the same. The power off thing at the end continues to be scary.

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