What are the most hilariously useless super powers you can think of?
Personally, I think the ability to taste anything that touches your body would be horrible.
The ability to attract electricity.
It isn’t that bad until you try to live a normal life.
You can’t cook anything to eat. If you go to a restaurant you will take the power from the ovens and other electrical appliances.
You can’t live in the light. You will take all the power from lamps, lightbulbs, etc. You would have to buy a lot of candles or matches. This also included fire.
You can’t drive or use any transportation including planes, boats, etc.
You can’t get seriously injured or else that hospital equipment won’t work on you.
There’s a lot more examples but I think you know what I’m aiming at.
the ability to make someone suddenly grow more toes
@SioN That could have a beneficial medical application, for those who have lost a toe.
@Pear yeah it could but that doesnt mean it will. if someone was missing a toe and you used the toe ability who knows how many toes youd end up giving them
The ability to make people grow more toes, but not on their feet
The ability to talk to lamps but only ones made in Latvia for some reason and they also don't do anything.
The ability to manipulate their own age but only get older.
The ability to hear everything around you. More than useless, it would be a curse. Youd never be able to sleep or relax and your brain would have a hard time processing all of it at the same time
Also being able to create fire in your hands (create a small flame). Sure, you dont need a lighter, but whats the point. Do you want to light a cigarrette? a barbaque? do you want to burn a building? If you have an accident and youre left stranded in a mountain or very cold place then sure, thats useful, but thats very specific.
[quote=SkittlesCat83] The ability to inhale your enemies and then copy their abilities. Pretty useless superpower if you ask me. [/quote]
That’s not useless that’s just op
The ability To Freeze yourself when you got angry, anxious and depressed......well you might take some time if you are alone, also is not recommended to have any device close to you it might short circuit.
Also Mixing up the ability to Petrified on top of freezing yourself..... Can you imagine how long it take to clean this mess??
The ability to attract everyone except for the person you are attracted to.
The ability to get a song you don’t like stuck in your head on command.
The ability to shoot webs like Spider-Man but the webs don’t stick to anything
(This thread should be brought back it’s pretty good)
Imagine being this one guy with a "MUSTACH GROW POWER" Growing mustaches when you want tho, i wanna be like this guy at one day
The ability to make yourself invisible to yourself but everyone can see you