First dialog (Marks house):
Q, E, Q/E, Q/E, Q/E, Q, Q
You can skip the dialog by the christmas tree by quitting the game after Joyce have spoken the first word on the phone.
Second dialog (Snowglobe door, before puzzle):
Q, Q
Third dialog (After decorating the christmas tree): (You must tell Joyce to hide, otherwise she gets hurt and will talk loads more in the coming dialogs)
E, Q
Fourth dialog (Basement):
E, Q/E
Fifth dialog (Basement by the elevator):
Q, E
6th dialog (After Cop gets thrown through window):
E
7th dialog ();
You can grab the key and open the door whilst talking to Joyce, you can use this option
Q, Q, Q (more dialogs come after third option)
If you're not so fast with your clicks and don't get the key use this.
Q, Q, E
8th dialog (After you get the gun):
Q, E
9th dialog (After you get the present):
E, Q
Last dialog:
Q (obviously)
Detailed times for each option
(Numbers represent whole seconds)
First dialog:
Q. 25 E: 31
Q. 32 E: 28
Q: 8 E: 8 (Time between dialog choice and door being unlocked)
Q: 8 E: 8 (Time till window is unlocked)
Q: 16 E: 16
Q: 9 E: 12
Q: 8 E: 13
Second dialog:
Q: 10 E: 11
Q: 8 E: 14
Third dialog:
Q: Joyce talks more) E: (Joyce talks less)
Q: 16 E: 21
Fourth Dialog:
Q: 16 E: 13
Q: 19 E: 19
Fifth dialog :
Q: 18 E: 20
Q: 11 E: 8
6th dialog:
Q: 39 E: 27
7th dialog
Q: 5 E: 5
Q: 19 E: 20
Q: 9 E: 8 (leads to extra dialog though)
8th dialog:
Q: 21 E: 23
Q: More dialogs E: Less dialogs
9th dialog:
Q: 6 E: 5
Q: 26 E: 26