Script: Mayor of Squiggleville: "grumble grumble Why don't mayors get oversized bath tubs, too ??

Ah! I mean... Hurry, Fancy Pants Man! the King is waiting at the foot of the tub. Mayor, AWAY!"

The King: "Noble Man of Pants! This is a disaster of unnataural proportions!"

Fancy Pants moves offscreen

krakow: "Pff, I don't know what that was about, but i guess..."

The Wall: "Jump into a wall fast enough, or press towards a wall to start a wall jump. Then press jump, that's it!"

Captain: !!!

"does a dance escape time oh look, a kitty! oooooooooo kitty!"

Cutie Pants: "HOLD IT! Get away from Kabootle, you icky pirate you!!"

krakow: "KABOOTLE!"

Big group of Pirates: "Hey guys! That little girl pwned the captain! Let's make her the captain so we can become proper hardcore pirates!"

"Oh yes, let's!"

Sign: < Squiggleville Outter Squiggleville >

Message in a bottle: "Big Brother! Halp! I've been kidnapped by pirates! They smell funny =("

Billboard: "(Pst, hey) Pants! (...now on ios, XBLA, and PSN, too!)

Sign: "Warning! (We should probably fix that, huh)"

krakow: "That was close"

Nothing: "EXIT"

Sign: < Canopy Forest Beach >

Sign: "this might be the entrance into Pirate Lagoon, but then again, it might not be!!! So, why don't you just turn around and leave, without making sure! (We would sure appreciate it. At least we would if we were there there, which you are currently unsure of!"

krakow: "uuuuhhhh... This is pretty good."

krakow: "Ooohhh..."

Sign: "Unassuming closet of epic weaponry <-----"

Pirate: "Arg! Where did I leave that pencil??