What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I finished first in the lightning cup of 150cc, and I’ve taken numerous secret shortcuts on Rainbow Road, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Donkey Kong warfare and I’m the top banana sniper in the entire Mario Kart online community. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will outlap the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this console, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with throwing that shell at me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lightning bolt, maggot. The lightning bolt that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your second place. You’ve fucking lost, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drift in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with analogue controls. Not only am I extensively trained in snaking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mushroom Kingdom Toad Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little shell was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking L button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking last, kiddo.
# | Nombre | División | Terminado en |
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1 | Luigi Circuit Oro | 1m 45s 024ms | 1m 45s 024ms |
2 | Moo Moo Meadows Oro | 2m 00s 988ms | 3m 46s 012ms |
3 | Mushroom Gorge Oro | 2m 29s 061ms | 6m 15s 073ms |
4 | Toad's Factory Oro | 2m 38s 379ms | 8m 53s 452ms |
5 | Mario Circuit Oro | 2m 11s 791ms | 11m 05s 243ms |
6 | Coconut Mall Oro | 3m 04s 240ms | 14m 09s 483ms |
7 | DK's Snowboard Cross Oro | 2m 56s 414ms | 17m 05s 897ms |
8 | Wario's Goldmine | 2m 56s 908ms | 20m 02s 806ms |
9 | Daisy Circuit Oro | 2m 22s 977ms | 22m 25s 783ms |
10 | Koopa Cape Oro | 3m 19s 216ms | 25m 44s 999ms |
11 | Maple Treeway Oro | 3m 18s 387ms | 29m 03s 386ms |
12 | Grumble Volcano Oro | 2m 44s 810ms | 31m 48s 196ms |
13 | Dry Dry Ruins | 2m 52s 776ms | 34m 40s 972ms |
14 | Moonview Highway Oro | 6m 23s 882ms | 41m 04s 855ms |
15 | Bowser's Castle Oro | 0m 02s 640ms | 41m 07s 495ms |
16 | Rainbow Road Oro | 3m 43s 799ms | 44m 51s 294ms |
17 | GNC Peach Beach Oro | 2m 07s 309ms | 46m 58s 603ms |
18 | DS Yoshi Falls Oro | 1m 42s 155ms | 48m 40s 758ms |
19 | SNES Ghost Valley 2 Oro | 1m 35s 200ms | 50m 15s 958ms |
20 | N64 Mario Raceway Oro | 2m 33s 151ms | 52m 49s 109ms |
21 | N64 Sherbet Land Oro | 3m 15s 808ms | 56m 04s 917ms |
22 | GBA Shy Guy Beach Oro | 2m 23s 463ms | 58m 28s 380ms |
23 | DS Delfino Square Oro | 2m 53s 109ms | 1h 01m 21s 489ms |
24 | GCN Waluigi Stadium Oro | 2m 42s 082ms | 1h 04m 03s 571ms |
25 | DS Desert Hills Oro | 2m 26s 584ms | 1h 06m 30s 155ms |
26 | GBA Bowser Castle 3 Oro | 3m 12s 199ms | 1h 09m 42s 354ms |
27 | N64 DK's Jungle Parkway | 3m 18s 402ms | 1h 13m 00s 757ms |
28 | GCN Mario Circuit Oro | 2m 24s 383ms | 1h 15m 25s 140ms |
29 | SNES Mario Circuit 3 Oro | 2m 01s 681ms | 1h 17m 26s 821ms |
30 | DS Peach Gardens Oro | 3m 01s 692ms | 1h 20m 28s 513ms |
31 | GCN DK Mountain Oro | 3m 12s 911ms | 1h 23m 41s 424ms |
32 | N64 Bowser's Castle Oro | 3m 24s 048ms | 1h 27m 05s 472ms |