Holy GOD!
This run is truly insane, and something I did not expect to get so soon after returning to this category.
For context, My best time exiting Howling Aces was 6:18, my best exiting Esther Winchester was 7:54, and I had never even exited Moonshine Mob in under 9 minutes. So getting a 6:16, 7:51, and a sub 9 respectively on these exits all in one run is just downright absurd.
The only fight that was kind of subpar in this run was Chef Saltbaker. Not only did I get a slow phase 1 pattern, but due to some bad execution in phase one, namely a missed lobber ex, I had to kill one extra shaker in phase 2 compared to usual. This missed ex was a blessing in disguise, though, as if I did hit it I wouldn't have done enough over damage to hit Saltimate with 4 shakers killed, essentially putting me in a danger zone.
All in all this run was truly insane, and don't expect me to beat it for a good while.