HOW TO RUN GAME DAY

Alright so first off boot up the game and click a + b to open up the menu click to create a penguin, name it whatever you want 99% speedrunners will probably choose a name that’s something offensive. Wait for that long ass cutscene to play and then choose team blue. Why blue no one knows yet but we have a set path SO PICK BLUE AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. QUICK, CLICK THE PLUS BUTTON, you now have a pop-up menu with 3 options click choose a team.

“Wait, but I already chose a team”

“Yeah but you are gonna choose blue again because that long ass cutscene is followed up by a long ass unskippable cutscene that wastes time which wastes your time and you don’t want that”

Alright, now you gotta pick blue, again. BAMM, start your timer now because you're about to play kids games for half an hour. Skip all that annoying text by hitting the A button so fast your finger bleeds because that’s what you do with a Wiimote and also your not here for the story now get on your way.

(YOU MUST GET AT 3RD TO BEAT TEAM YELLOW)

Now go ahead and move that Wiimote cursor to the bottom left corner of the screen and step on that A button to open it and head to team yellow at the beach which is the thing with the giant lighthouse. Walk about 8 steps to go talk to the penguin in the striped shirt he’s the coach. He gives you two options the first one start playing the games and the other one doesn’t matter because of course, you want to play the minigames, QUICKLY HIT PLAY, alright now your gonna play your first mini-game Puffle Paddle.

For puffle paddle, you need to get into the mindset of a child so flail that wiimote all over the room catching every puffle until you accidentally let go of the Wiimote and hit the tv, then a short cutscene will try to play, DON’T LET IT. smash the A button and click next. Congrats you just won your first mini-game now you have 29 more to go.

NEXT GAME. HOCKEY. This game actually matters how fast you play so play like a grade b athlete until the last 15 seconds and make sure it’s the ONLY PUCK LEFT on the screen when the timer hits 0, and then shoot the goal on yourself because you hate your team a cutscene will try to play again DON’T LET IT again, just saying a short cutscene will try to play at the end of every mini-game, you can lose this game.

NEXT GAME, ROLLING RIOT. Once u click next to go stand in the corner so no one hits you because you're scared of the other team then in the last 30 seconds get unscarred and shake your Wiimote as if you are strangling your worst enemy in an epic battle, WIN.

NEXT GAME, FEED A PUFFLE, don’t play it you get an annoying pop-up add telling you to play their non-existent game

TIME FOR THE COURSE CHALLENGE. time to make an ice sculpture shake until your arms break and congrats COURSE CLEARED!!!

(YOU MUST GET 15 COINS TO BEAT GREEN TEAM)

Alright now you beat the yellow team now it’s time to beat the green team, open up that map and head to the town which is the place with the 3 buildings. Ok so the green team is to nice, so go make them cry by stealing 15 coins from them and beating them in 4 mini-games and a course clear challenge. Go talk to the coach and play his games.

GAME TIME, JAVA JUMP. Shake the Wiimote till you DIE this time but make sure to collect those coins around the bends, win. Next game is feed a Puffle.

“Wait what, we already did feed a Puffle”

“Yeah they reuse games”

This time while playing Puffle feeding ONLY go for the Puffle with the boxes on their heads so you can get coins.

Great now you have 15 coins you have one you don’t need to beat anymore mini-games but I will tell you anyway so NEXT GAME, BEAN BALANCE. Hold that wiimote high and straight up and don’t drop the bean bags NEXT GAME.

You get the urge to hit small animals with your paddle again so you play puffle paddle.

NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE COURSE CHALLENGE!!!, It’s just Simon says with the d-pad. CORSE CLEARED!!!

(YOU MUST GET 2ND PLACE TO BEAT THE SKI VILLAGE)

Then Club penguin thought it would be a funny idea to put some pop-up ads in there spam the A button through those and then your map pops up for you and says that the penguins at the ski village were calling you mean names so you go up to their coach and challenge them to 5 club penguin mini-games.

GAME TIME, FAST FREEZE. Oh darn it look like another mini-game that can actually affect your time, so basically what your gonna do is sneak up on one of the kids that called you names to give him a spook by violently shaking your wiimote, but uh oh, his favorite pastime happens to be turning around and pointing at people and sending them back to the beginning. But don’t worry you can get around this because he has some sort of object permanence so by clicking the A button you will stop moving and freeze so he can’t see you then win.

NEXT GAME, it’s java jump again.

NEXT GAME, it’s rolling riot again.

NEXT GAME, it’s puffle paddle again.

Now it’s time for the COURSE CHALLENGE, TARGET SHOOTING. This game will determine your run it’s a point and shoot but it’s really hard if you hit every target on your first try CONGRATS YOU PROBABLY GOT WORLD RECORD. COURSE CLEARED!!!.

(YOU MUST BEAT GREEN TEAM IN 3 GAMES TO WIN)

Spam through those pop-up ads and your map opens up to tell you that karma has kicked in and green team is now mad you stole their money. So you challenge them to some mini-games.

GAME TIME, SUMO SMASH. Oh no, you're stuck on an iceberg with 3 other people and your natural instinct is to hold down the 2 button to charge up and launch them off the edge so you can be the last man standing and win.

NEXT GAME, SNOWBALL BATTLE, click the A button to pick up snow to throw it at people by shaking but if you have the urge to kill fill up that snowball meter and then hold A+B to make a giant snowball to crush people.

NEXT GAME, Rolling riot again.

NEXT GAME, sumo smash again,

Now it’s time for the COURSE CHALLENGE!!! It’s another point and shoot but you can’t lose but fill up the sign fast or you will waste a lot of time. COURSE CLEARED!!!

(YOU MUST GET 3RD PLACE TO BEAT RED)

Red team is at the snow forts and has a huge ego so go crush it and take their home base with your now epic club penguin mini-game skills.

FIRST GAME, snowball battle

NEXT GAME, bean balance

NEXT GAME, hockey

NEXT GAME, feed a Puffle

Now watch red team be original for once in their COURSE CHALLENGE. SNOWBALL FIGHT yells the as they pull out a huge ass snow cannon but don’t worry game day was programmed bad so just walk to the right corner and laugh at the other team's bad aim and then hit them in the face with a snowball.

(TO BEAT THE SNOW HILL GET FIRST PLACE)

your here, you're at the top, you’ve wasted 40 minutes tell Gary you want his hill and his sled and he says.

“Only if you beat another 5 mini-games.”

You gladly accept his challenge.

BEGIN, SLED & SLIDE, I’m not going to explain it the game literally tells you how to play this, also don’t suck like 16-bit panda.

NEXT GAME, sumo smash

NEXT GAME, snowball battle

NEXT GAME, sled and slide

You tell Gary you beat his mini-games and he says to you

“Can you at least make me a giant balloon so I feel less sad”

You say ok and get an air pump and that leads us into the COURSE CHALLENGE!!! Shake your controller as if you have almost finished running game day BUT WAIT SLOW DOWN DON'T GO TO FAST OR THE BALLOON MIGHT BLOW UP AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

And finally, COURSE CLEAR STOP THAT TIMER. You have done it Congrats you did it you beat game day feel proud of yourself for about 1 hour before you realized you're on the game day leaderboard