Okay so since the hotline miami 2 leaderboards don't mean anything as far as speedrunning goes, I think we should low key encourage people to submit their hot plays or entertaining runs. For example, I have a run of No Mercy on Hard Mode that is 1 minute and six seconds, probably the fastest time ever seen. But it's not as entertaining and cool as my 1 minute 10, or 1 minute 17 seconds run, so Instead I think I'll leave my 1.10 or whatever it us up there for example. On the same side, I think we should let everyone in the community know that speedrun.com is where hotline miami 2 hotplays are posted, and the times don't really mean anything. Some people went all out - and I mean all out, balls to the wall, programs you pay money for to make it look sort of legit, segment save state splicing, microscopic editing to make some cool (albeit unremarkable and robotic looking) top scores, I mean, "fastest time" runs for hotline 2. You can tell they're f'd with because of the way they look. If you run actual hotline miami 2 you will be able to tell in an instant those runs that are for show value and hypothetically the fastest. Most of the moderators are in fact, ha hah hah GULTY and CAUGHT of MODDING fucin hotline miami and if you want to know why you should think it's retarded to mod a game as simple at it's core as hotline when you plan on submitting your plays as world records is, I have a couple of paragraphs about that too. In closing, the hotline miami leaderboards on speedrun.com are jokes. They are the fastest hypothetical runs if you mod the game to sht and hit all over it and flush it into the now-cesspool of speedrun.com. In my opionion, off the record, as this is literally the only video game I play, it has coloured my opinion of this entire website and affirmed my suspicions of the foreign oppressive government targeting me and the thing I like, chipping away at if not destroying the integrity of things I love, were made for me, or otherwise hold profound other-level meaning that is lost upon the grunts of the FOG, and their stupid litte dumb. fuck.

So I'm just say go let your friends know they can submit their cool little 5 second plays and assign whatever world breaking records you feel like farcing because that's what's already happening, and whatever the f you recorded yourself doing in hotline 2 is way more entertaining than shit you can do when you slow the game down to a reards pace.

Thanks everyone. The late dannaton thanks you. gfy cheaters, fr fr

Let me know if your plays get swatted down, I have files upon files on the moderator cheaters, they're the biggest cheaters of all, I'll literally erase their rasinn de etras if they swat you down

except ausie he's good pretty much

still fuckin cherats I think. I dont have a file on him thats all Im sayin