hello? pizza place? can i get one medium with sausage and mushroom with a stuffed crust, one medium cheese, one medium pepperoni, one medium veggie lover, one medium hawaiian, one beef and peppers pizza thin crust, one smoked ham and apple pizza--oh no thin crust for that one? yes regular is fine. and then can we get one set of garlic breadsticks and marinara dipping sauce, one italian beef wet with hot peppers, one chocolate shake, 10 piece hot honey wings, 10 piece nashville hot, uhh is that it guys?

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okay can i also get one spinach and feta cheesy bread, can i get 5 blue cheeses for the wings, can i get two order cinnamon twists, a two liter coke, a two liter sprite, a two liter sierra mist--oh right, sorry, Starry ™ it's called now, ain't that crazy haha. and can i get 3 different two liter root beers, yes Mug A&W and do you have grey goose root beer? no, okay barq's is fine. and do you guys still carry that baked rotini pasta? no? but you have an eggplant pasta with creamy mushroom sauce? okay we can try that sure that sounds good fellas. is that it guys?

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one chicken and bacon caesar salad and do you have any vegan options? okay, one honey roasted beet and arugula and hold the goat cheese please. and uhh one capellini de mare, and uhhhhhhhh one butternut squash ravioli. OH yes, can i also get one gallon vanilla ice cream. yes that will be all. okay thank you so much, i'll be paying in cash. no it's not for pizzaparty. who said anything about that guy he's just a baka ! ! ! ! oh, you mean a pizza party, ohhhhh. oohhhhhhhhh lmao ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. no it's just a small dinner with me and four owls. yeah owls. yea. yea. yea. okay well, yea. okay, thank you so much, i know it's late. really appreciate it. i'll tip well hahaha. okay haha thanks love you bye.

i can't believe i told the pizza person phone homie i love him FRICK