All Load Times in Order:

1:52.833 (me yapping) + 11.450 + 10.366 + 11.416 + 13.100 + 15.500 + 16.083 + 17.650 + 34.333 (First Crash) + 8.966 + 11.083 + 12.100 + 13.016 + 12.650 + 1:21.600 (Second Crash) + 10.716 + 11.583 + 11.666 + 13.133 + 35.816 (me saying goodbye) = 7:09.244

35:46.766 - 7:09.244 = 28:37.522