Since the true any% run got patched since they took away the top of the wishing well, I did what I guess you would call a glitchless any% so idk if this is its own category or what but here's what I have to offer lol.

mod note: yeah made a new category and goddammit, he changed the achievement names to "ending 1,2 3" etc. so I'm gonna call it what I remember it being called cause the numbers are lame. Golfmas and Golfmare have easy names at least.