Get the companion cube, at least one anti- portal block and the portal gun as fast as possible. Timing starts when a new world is opened with a new character. Timing ends when the third item appears in your inventory.

This could alternatively become get stabbed% where you get stabbed by the companion cube as fast as possible.

"The enrichment center would like to remind you that the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube won't threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." -GLaDOS

Travelling merchant RNG, no thanks.

Good point.

How about terminal velocity%? Get the portal gun and reach terminal velocity.. actually, that has all the steps for moon lord%. Dang.