Bad Ending (Menu Glitch) in 32m 58s by
Description

Never saw 33, never will. Just kidding, I saw all of the numbers before 32.

So it was never my intention to grind a game like this because of the Boss RNG patterns that would just make it not fun for me since one run I was on sub 31 pace because of good rng but in this run I got shit rng but it was the one that made it through without any deaths therefore the fastest but the goal was to get at least one deathless speedrun and this was it. Phantom specials also suck, you weapon switch too fast and some specials don't come out and this causes so much confusion and problems. An optimal run with good rng should be around 1:30 faster assuming no more glitches are found. To make things worse, I was playing on mouse and keyboard and while scroll wheel made weapon switching easier (combined with mashing), it made the character handling significantly harder but I was willing to take on the challenge just to see if I could do it and this was definitely the hardest speedrun I've ever completed. I developed twitches and habits in this game like never letting go of shoot and I had to teach myself to basically never stop scrolling in most cases which is why you'll see me continuously mashing and or scrolling even if it doesn't make sense to as well as to keep my hands warm and maintain a high apm.

So for running this game you can choose different weapons to benefit for different bosses but the thing is that if you get bad RNG some weapons just lose time on some bosses or the one boss you needed to save time on does a different pattern and then the other bosses will be slower because you don't have more effective weapons which was frustrating after going through the game testing most of the weapon sets and looking at the debate between Lob/Spread, Spread/Roundabout etc.

May the RNG gods be with everyone running this game.

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Category
Bad Ending (Menu Glitch)
Any% - Version
Legacy
Version
1.0
Loadless?
Yes
Run
Rank
48th
Time
32m 58s
Date
6 years ago
Platform
PC
Details
Player
Verified
6 years ago
Submitted
6 years ago
Time splits
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#NameSplitFinished at
1Forest Follies1m 20s 185ms1m 20s 185ms
2Rootpack1m 19s 324ms2m 39s 510ms
3R & C1m 20s 172ms3m 59s 682ms
4Goopy0m 58s 108ms4m 57s 790ms
5Hilda
Gold
2m 10s 257ms7m 08s 047ms
6Cagney1m 12s 010ms8m 20s 058ms
7Beppi1m 55s 899ms10m 15s 958ms
8Baroness
Gold
1m 33s 205ms11m 49s 163ms
9Djimmi2m 24s 452ms14m 13s 616ms
10Wally2m 03s 489ms16m 17s 105ms
11Grim
Gold
1m 51s 921ms18m 09s 026ms
12Honeybottoms1m 32s 297ms19m 41s 323ms
13Dr Kahl
Gold
1m 40s 461ms21m 21s 784ms
14Sally1m 46s 171ms23m 07s 956ms
15Werner
Gold
1m 15s 875ms24m 23s 831ms
16Brineybeard1m 24s 198ms25m 48s 029ms
17Cala2m 30s 324ms28m 18s 353ms
18Phantom2m 24s 617ms30m 42s 971ms
19Finale
Gold
4m 27s 128ms35m 10s 099ms