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Description

I think I do give the benefit of the doubt to bad games once in a while, but fuck this shit where do I even start.

obviously, the controls are hot garbage, it feels like an originally intended-to-be-fine game, and then the fucking whores at blitz games just wanted to "make this game simple by autopiloting normal inputs into weird angles"

the games (so-called) music is also a repeating braindead melody that loops after like a minute or 2 leaving that ear-wormy vibe in the player's ears but it also hurts

the game runs incredibly slow and as if it wasn't bad enough it also lags terribly, the game feels incredibly rushed, and thinks that the players are absolutely weak and braindead that they can't comprehend fast-moving objects on a screen.

once in a long while the map layout absolutely fucking blows where you have to turn 180 degrees in a single spot.

The graphics are absolutely horrendous to the eye, mby its cuz i played it on emulator, but i cant believe it looks that much good on a tiny screen

And after all that the run is basically the same thing over and over again for 30 whopping minutes

TL;DR bhabrr can go fuck itself

mgba :)

Leaderboard
Category
Any%
Run
Rank
4th
Time
31m 40s
Date
10 months ago
Platform
USA / NTSCGBAᴇᴍᴜ
Details
Verified
10 months ago
Submitted
10 months ago
Time splits
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#NameSplitFinished at
1-whore2m 09s 750ms2m 09s 750ms
2-whore1m 37s 002ms3m 46s 752ms
3{whore set} whore4m 40s 142ms8m 26s 894ms
4whore2m 02s 962ms10m 29s 856ms
5whore5m 38s 428ms16m 08s 284ms
6-whore6m 24s 261ms22m 32s 545ms
7{whore duology} whore6m 10s 981ms28m 43s 526ms
8whore2m 57s 321ms31m 40s 847ms
Game stats
Followers
5
Runs
18
Players
6