I think I do give the benefit of the doubt to bad games once in a while, but fuck this shit where do I even start.
obviously, the controls are hot garbage, it feels like an originally intended-to-be-fine game, and then the fucking whores at blitz games just wanted to "make this game simple by autopiloting normal inputs into weird angles"
the games (so-called) music is also a repeating braindead melody that loops after like a minute or 2 leaving that ear-wormy vibe in the player's ears but it also hurts
the game runs incredibly slow and as if it wasn't bad enough it also lags terribly, the game feels incredibly rushed, and thinks that the players are absolutely weak and braindead that they can't comprehend fast-moving objects on a screen.
once in a long while the map layout absolutely fucking blows where you have to turn 180 degrees in a single spot.
The graphics are absolutely horrendous to the eye, mby its cuz i played it on emulator, but i cant believe it looks that much good on a tiny screen
And after all that the run is basically the same thing over and over again for 30 whopping minutes
TL;DR bhabrr can go fuck itself
mgba :)
# | Name | Split | Finished at |
---|---|---|---|
1 | -whore | 2m 09s 750ms | 2m 09s 750ms |
2 | -whore | 1m 37s 002ms | 3m 46s 752ms |
3 | {whore set} whore | 4m 40s 142ms | 8m 26s 894ms |
4 | whore | 2m 02s 962ms | 10m 29s 856ms |
5 | whore | 5m 38s 428ms | 16m 08s 284ms |
6 | -whore | 6m 24s 261ms | 22m 32s 545ms |
7 | {whore duology} whore | 6m 10s 981ms | 28m 43s 526ms |
8 | whore | 2m 57s 321ms | 31m 40s 847ms |