Expert Difficulty. Your flashlight must be turned off within 1 second of the start of the game. Your flashlight has to stay off during the entire speedrun.
The “Spite” mod doesn’t count. The installed mod “Extreme Spite” must be shown in the main menu at the beginning of the live stream of the speedrun to prove that no other mods are installed.
Must start every speedrun at chapter 1 of each campaign. No starting from where you previously left off. You can die between chapters, but it affects your final speedrun time.
No picking up guns. You must remain with the pistol you start with. No shooting guns. No picking up melee weapons. You must remain with the pistol you start with. No using melee weapons.
No picking up health packs. No healing. No teammates healing you. No picking up pain pills. No using pain pills. No picking up adrenaline shots. No using adrenaline shots.
No picking up molotovs. No throwing molotovs. No picking up pipe bombs. No throwing pipe bombs. No picking up bile jars. No throwing bile jars.
No picking up defibrillators. No using defibrillators. Dead teammates can only be revived from opening a door.
No going to cheat spots where tanks can’t get to you. No going to cheat spots where tanks can’t throw rocks at you. No going to cheat spots where tanks can’t smack cars at you. No going to cheat spots where tanks can’t smack you.
No opening console. No console commands. If you accidentally open console, you must restart the speedrun and you must restart the live stream of the speedrun.
B Hopping is allowed. No going to parts of the map that can only be accessed with B Hopping. No skipping parts of the map that can only be skipped with B Hopping. No going to parts of the map that require cheating. No skipping parts of the map that require cheating to be skipped.
No going to parts of the map that can only be accessed with a glitch. No skipping parts of the map that can only be skipped with a glitch.
No picking up gas cans that aren’t meant for the gas to be poured out for an objective. No picking up propane tanks.
Rules so far
- Expert only because I said so and fuck that flashlight
- you have to livestream sucks to be you if your internet isnt fast enough OR your system is too old to do it too. We dont really care
- HAVE to use Spite Extreme since normal Spite isnt extreme enough imo
- CANNOT pick up weapons or use them same goes for melees because I am making sure that no one else plays this
- CANNOT heal because why not, it doesnt matter since we are on expert and tanks insta down but when did these make sense. And fuck you too
- oh btw those items that the game comes with? Fuck them too since we are not using anything.
- no using of these mysterious "cheat spots" since the tanks dont like that they cannot kill you.
- do not use menu for anything, if you accidently open a menu you should uninstall the game and stream that too so I know you uninstalled it
- Oh! You can bhop but not where it matters. and btw using bad level design or overlooked skips is cheating and you will be banned
- Yeah those skips that makes the whole speedrun even played in the first place? You cannot use them, again just making sure no one plays this.
- oh dont pick up gas cans that arent made for the idea of pouring because of a objective, I am sure this vague rule isnt gonna be abused and misunderstood.
- yeah rule 11. is ONLY for gas cans, you know those red ones? you can shove a propane up your ass if you want but no touching those gas cans. Especially the red ones.
Have fun and I hope no one plays this since I made the rules so strict that there is no competing of skill level but only luck! :)
Hey everyone, some minor changes to the rules - solely to clarify things/change wording, no rules actually "changed" (at least not in any way that will be relevant to 99.9% of people):
- The linked guide for demo recording is now in a new location on the internet ( 👀 ) and was reworked to hope
